Everything is changed. My world will never-ever be the same again. Ladies and gentlemen, one word: WINKERS.
Kelly O—formerly a Stranger staff photographer, music writer, Drunk of the Week columnist, and more!—finished art school and a soul-crushing internship at a corporate advertising agency in Detroit,... More by Kelly O
File this under “If you can’t hide it or disguise it, decorate it.”
Animated asses. Just great.
Ugh.
Fail.
Will this work for every tush? How about assless asian chicks?
I definitely think you need some pretty serious junk in your trunk to get the most satisfaction out of these.
Otherwise they’re just “stare-ers”
Needs more pac-man.
I see a lot of 50/60-something southern women just thinking these are the most adorable lil’ ol things ever.
that poor owl looks like it pooped its’ pants!
soundtrack by walter and wendy carlos.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!
You know, I’m not sure that the hand-held “shakycam” camerawork is really the best filmmaking style to show of this particular product. Also, perhaps hiring actual models would help too. Gotta spend money to– …oh forget it.
“Action! Action! Action!” — Heard shouted from behind woman #2 all damn day long.
Dan was quick on taking down his re-post of this.
Burqas are starting to look better all the time.
The music makes this seems like some kinda fetish porn.
Wow, as if looking at fat pancake mom ass wasn’t bad enough, now we’re decorating them? SICK.
@Josh Bomb – just goes to show how much YOU know about fashion – shit stains are the new acid wash ^_^