Dear Mr. Hat, you have the coolest hair in the world, sorry, in the universe, and I just wanted you to know that I’m your #1 fan. Love, Kelly O
Kelly O—formerly a Stranger staff photographer, music writer, Drunk of the Week columnist, and more!—finished art school and a soul-crushing internship at a corporate advertising agency in Detroit,... More by Kelly O

I’m sorry sir, but you’ll have to take your hat off in church. What’s that? It’s your hair, cut to look like a hat? Get the hell away from me heathen! Sinner…
Fucking great! Where the hell do you find this shit?
I had seen a picture of that guy online a few years ago — glad to learn it wasn’t ‘shopped!
But how is he going to fit his Cap-Sac ™ on that?
posted a few days before at: http://videogum.com/archives/webjunk/thi…