Dear Mr. Hat, you have the coolest hair in the world, sorry, in the universe, and I just wanted you to know that I’m your #1 fan. Love, Kelly O

Kelly O—formerly a Stranger staff photographer, music writer, Drunk of the Week columnist, and more!—finished art school and a soul-crushing internship at a corporate advertising agency in Detroit,...

5 replies on “Lunchtime Quickie”

  1. I’m sorry sir, but you’ll have to take your hat off in church. What’s that? It’s your hair, cut to look like a hat? Get the hell away from me heathen! Sinner…

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