I’m not sure what this thing is, or how much it costs, but I’m pretty sure it’d be better than this dumpy used office chair I’m planted in right now…
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Close to $300 US, or $330 if you use the eleven-payment plan. Sugoi indeed!
私は今この機械を買わなくてはならない!
Woody at 1:40?
and with attachments its a sybian?
I once saw a morbidly obese woman riding one of these at Sharper Image. I couldn’t help but think that that was the most action she had seen in quite some time. I quickly walked the other way.
I think the entire office needs to buy these and start a posse.
dear asteroid, where art thou?
I am I the only one thinking about two people on it at the same time? What are the possibilities?
What would the world be like if Japan had won WWII?
I think after the horrors of WWII Japan made a pact with itself to be as cute and innocent as possible. The result is human Tetris gameshows, french-maid outfits as a fashion statement, Iron Chef, anime, the funniest of English mistranslations. Who could bomb a country again like that?
what?? a french maid costume???
i have one! my mother bought it. it is supposed to work your abs.