Did Meredith Vieira really say, “I’m a horny old woman” while hosting a TV game show? I think she did. Rrrarrr-rar-rrrow! You, Meredith, are the new Queen of the Cougars. Get ’em! Bite ’em! Wet willies for everyone…

Kelly O—formerly a Stranger staff photographer, music writer, Drunk of the Week columnist, and more!—finished art school and a soul-crushing internship at a corporate advertising agency in Detroit,...

9 replies on “Lunchtime Quickie”

  1. Unbelievable! This is pretty funny, but also a bit pathetic, like she said. The thing is, if this were Regis talking to a hot woman, it would totally be harassment. Ah the double standard.

  2. I think that it’s kinda sweet, really. Meredith isn’t exactly chopped liver herself, y’know. But she downplays it by doing the you’re-so-cute-that-I’m-losing-my-shit bit in a gracious, schooled, everyman sort of way. And she doesn’t do it in that aggressive, not welcomed attack associated with what I thought a cougar was. The guy felt flattered but not pinned down.

    BTW, terms soon to fall out of fashion due to wide overuse: cougar and douche.

  3. If I were that flyboy, I would have made sure she had the digits before the show was over. But then again, that cutie probably gets more booty than (insert witticism here).

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