Move over child beauty pagents, now there’s something leaner! Man, if I ever have a son, I’m gonna make damn sure he can bench press at least three times his own body weight. Yeah! Pedophiles be damned, my kid’s gonna be HARD!

Kelly O—formerly a Stranger staff photographer, music writer, Drunk of the Week columnist, and more!—finished art school and a soul-crushing internship at a corporate advertising agency in Detroit,...

5 replies on “Lunchtime Quickie”

  1. The really sad thing is even though this kid is going to be ripped his whole life, this kind of activity at this age is going to limit his height to around 5’6″ or so. Tall guys get more action, even if they are flabby.

  2. Tranny fans can click on the Melissa Dettwiller link that appears at the end of the video. You don’t even have to pretend much, what with the YMCA soundtrack and all.

  3. @1 you do realize that sex to these crazy-ass gymnastics people only holds second or even third place in the category of “activities that release naturally occurring drugs inside the body”

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