“We live in a scary world.” – Megan the Neighbor, Fairfield Ohio

Kelly O—formerly a Stranger staff photographer, music writer, Drunk of the Week columnist, and more!—finished art school and a soul-crushing internship at a corporate advertising agency in Detroit,...

8 replies on “Lunchtime Quickie”

  1. i’m bursting with hometown pride.

    every reason i left the ‘nati for seattle is on display: proud ignorance, obesity, & irrational fear. note there was no mention of the star of david on the ghost’s head.

    the plastic surgery on those 2 anchors – who’ve been in the same job since the 80’s – is something to behold.

  2. oh, “the ‘nati” is cincinnati. you know: chili parlors, race riots, morbid obesity, humidity, hillbillys, german catholics, wanton destruction of architectural heritage.

  3. as was mentioned earlier, i still don’t understand the Star of David scrawled on the head. maybe they couldn’t get the “Secretly Muslim” thing to stick, so they’re going for “Secretly Jewish”?

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