Move over risky-business-underwear-girls. Little Channing’s about to out-viral your asses…
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Needs a slo-mo highlight at the end.
Boring.. boring… boring…. HAhahaHhahahaha.
The blank-faced stagger toward the camera was the perfect coda.
Too bad for her it wasn’t the clobbering closet door of friendship…
I hate those sliding closet doors. Nothing says cheap, crap, shithole dwelling like sliding closet doors. They’re an affront to human dignity.
There hasn’t been such a stunned blank look on the internet since David’s trip to the dentist.
Does this mean the dog show is cancelled?
@5 Yeah, the closet doors come off and into the garage or something if I have anything to say about it.
Play it over and over with some of that Benny Hill music.