Man, I don’t have balls, but if I did? Hoo wee, I’d be on the phone ordering up some Fresh Balls right now. No joke.
Kelly O—formerly a Stranger staff photographer, music writer, Drunk of the Week columnist, and more!—finished art school and a soul-crushing internship at a corporate advertising agency in Detroit,... More by Kelly O
That’s what my tongue is for.
Don’t put anything on your balls that will make them taste funny. How about a small sweat absorbing pad on sponge instead? It’ll give you a nice bulge too. (Maybe I should invent that and make some dough out of it.)
Str8 men, listen to YvesPaul (and me). Gay men can tell you that nasty tasting balls are definitely a turn off. If you want oral from partners keep the toxic crap off your stuff.
Thanks Kelly. I can count on you for good balls care information.
I’m just sad we didn’t see the actor’s sweaty ballz…
Just shave them and bathe them. Fresh sweaty balls are nice!
Why waste your money on that stuff? Just get an orchidectomy – solve the problem forever.