I’m so sorry, but I had to post this. It’s both sentimental and nightmarish, just like tomorrow’s holiday! Happy Lá Fhéile Pádraig! Seattle’s parade starts at 12:30 pm on Fourth Avenue.

Kelly O—formerly a Stranger staff photographer, music writer, Drunk of the Week columnist, and more!—finished art school and a soul-crushing internship at a corporate advertising agency in Detroit,...