Or is he the BEST wedding DJ ever? Either way, I’ll never think of that beautiful Phil Collins song in the same way again.

Kelly O—formerly a Stranger staff photographer, music writer, Drunk of the Week columnist, and more!—finished art school and a soul-crushing internship at a corporate advertising agency in Detroit,...

17 replies on “Lunchtime Quickie: Is This Worst Wedding DJ Ever?”

  1. There’s a typo in your post, Kelly — you spelled “execrable” wrong. I don’t think it’s grammatically possible to use “beautiful” as a descriptor in any sentence with Phil Collins.

  2. I dunno, Sloggers, playing a song about a helpless man drowning is quite appropriate at a wedding reception.

    Am I right, guys

  3. Looks like worst wedding ever. If you can’t spring for a halfway decent venue, let alone a decent DJ, just give it up and get married at City Hall.

  4. #3
    Yes, she stands there expressionless and indifferent- like she’s so used to it now that her mind travels out of her body to somewhere else… So used it she doesn’t realize how inappropriate it is for the circumstances.

  5. just, whaat? I’ve seen a lot of things, in real life and on the internets, and like, what? weddings are sad sometimes but dang! really? a PC fill boobslap? and NO REACTION? I say the DJ is…troubling, and this is the worst ‘wedding’ evar!

  6. @8 YES! ditched the traditional wedding and ran off with my honey to San Francisco City Hall, one of the most beautiful venues out there. Ate and drank our way through a wonderful long weekend, rented a convertible and drove up the coast. Ate at Chez Panisse. Didn’t miss the lousy DJ or drunk uncle Fester for a minute.

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