Might I recommend “Hedonism II”? Especially if you’re a lady. Rick’s there. And he’s just waiting to do some rippin’ and a’tearin’…

Kelly O—formerly a Stranger staff photographer, music writer, Drunk of the Week columnist, and more!—finished art school and a soul-crushing internship at a corporate advertising agency in Detroit,...

15 replies on “Lunchtime Quickie: It’s Hot Outside, Dontcha Wish You Could Go to a Resort?”

  1. Dear Internets,

    I live in fear. Someday I will be 60 years old, and there is a very distinct possibility that my 60-year-old self will be a profoundly horny bastard. And yet, cruelly, the outside world will regard my greyer, wrinklier self with even more disgust than it does now. How will I get my aging freak on with gusto while not being, well, this guy? I eagerly await your crowdsourced expert advice.

  2. @25, the sixty-odd-year-olds I sometimes slept with when I was a lad promised that if I were lucky enough to live that long there’d be a strong chance experience would have burned away a lot of youthful self-consciousness. They also promised that, strategically speaking, it’s as true for the old as the young that the less you care what any theoretical snarkies may think, the more likely you’ll find someone nice with whom to get your freak on whenever you choose/can afford the prescription medication to do so.

    Unselfconscious Gays I Have Known, third in the series.

  3. Further proof why men of Irish descent should never, no matter their age, wear Speedo swimwear. Champagne grapes, anyone?

  4. Sixty is considered considerable age? Funny, I’ve never thought of it that way…

    Ps To me his dance is rather silly looking, but he seems happy and he isn’t hurting anyone that we can tell.

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