Wait, what if he still doesn’t think that she’s really Jessica Alba? This story is so messed up on so many levels. The only positive thing I can think of, is that the ex wasn’t obsessed with Donatella Versace.
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oh those nutty asians!
She has shitty friends (her friends suggested she get the surgery.)
She looks cute before the surgery. Most people who get plastic surgery end up looking like unnatural monstrosities.
this almost made me cry. sigh.
“Capri Corn Dreaming” It’s beautiful. And confusing.
Beautiful girl. Ugly wig. Good thing, however, her boyfriend’s obsessed with a goldenrod skinned, brown-eyed, dainty Mexican-American and not a blue-eyed nordic six-footer like Tricia Helfer. That’d make this story laughable rather than just sad.
Whiskey. Tango. Foxtrot.
That’s just wrong. I wonder how much she’s spending on this little project?
How sad, and her friends are horrible for suggesting and encouraging this. Obviously, the b.f. is an emotional abuser…
It took me the whole video to realize that Capri Corn Dreaming should be “Capricorn Dreaming”, whatever that means.