With new threads designed by theater designer Ann Hould-Ward, Ronnie is now decked out in McNugget-sauce-colored cargo pants, a rugby shirt and a fancy new blazer and bowtie (designated for special occasions). Fear not, though—his perfectly coiffed Bruce-Jenner-meets-the-Bee-Gees hairdo and iconic oversized red clown shoes remain a vital part of this dude’s duds.

What say you, SLOG fashion policers?

Kelly O—formerly a Stranger staff photographer, music writer, Drunk of the Week columnist, and more!—finished art school and a soul-crushing internship at a corporate advertising agency in Detroit,...