They’re still at it. First Star Wars, then Back to The Future, then Back to the Future III, um, Lord of the Rings, and now A.I. Ooh, and a new website. Where do these people find the time? I can’t even get my f-ing laundry done.

Kelly O—formerly a Stranger staff photographer, music writer, Drunk of the Week columnist, and more!—finished art school and a soul-crushing internship at a corporate advertising agency in Detroit,...

16 replies on “Lunchtime Quickie: The Crying Wife Needs to Get a Life”

  1. I enjoyed that movie, but the fact that it’s all about essentially a walking, talking toaster made it difficult for me to really care. I mean, does this woman wail when her Teddy Ruxpin batteries start to run down?

  2. I tried watching some of these yesterday, and only got through “Star Wars,” which seriously makes her look mentally ill…

  3. I think I would be mortified if anyone say me crying like that (let alone if it was posted to the internet). Unless someone I knew had just died, I guess.

    I did cry like that during the last episode of Six Feet Under, though, but I was by myself. And maybe the opening scene of Saving Private Ryan (though I was in a movie theater so I tried to keep it under control).

  4. I’m not sure who to hate more, the douchebag husband who recorded this shit and posted it on the internet for all to see, or the dimwit wife who cries at everything.

  5. 1) She’s crying about the George Lucas ending! So sweet it gave me a tooth ache. I guess that’s her personality.
    2) Parker is such a fibber. He might have been 16 when he saw A.I. the first time. Not six.

  6. I say the stranger sponsors a film festival and hires her as a commentator. I would suggest Old Yeller, Rosemarys Baby, Schindlers List, Terms of Endearment and that Jerry Lewis movie where he palys a clown in Auschwitz.

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