Alright, enough. Everyone is losing their collective sh*t over how cute this video is of a kitten doing some sort of crappy jazz-hands thing. HuffPo dares to call it the “Cutest Video of All Time”. YouTube claims out of the 3,142,634 views, most are males between ages 45-54. (Huh?) Anyway, I’m not trying to be a hater, but I’ve got two words for ALL OF YOU: pygmy jerboa. And no kitten, nor no puppy will EVER change my mind. Never.
Kelly O—formerly a Stranger staff photographer, music writer, Drunk of the Week columnist, and more!—finished art school and a soul-crushing internship at a corporate advertising agency in Detroit,... More by Kelly O

passing this along
I do love the pygmy jerboa, but I have to disagree with you here, this kitten is cuter.
kelly, what about this?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g9f-6jygR…
@4, what about this?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y18EcgSVY…
Eeeeee!
Er, @3, obviously. Not at myself.
oh man, I forgot about Slow Loris and Baby Bear…. (long pause)…
You’re kidding, right? That thing looks like the bastard offspring of Walter Matthau and Stimpy.
@ 7: THAT IS WHY IT IS SO CUTE
I’m sorry to have to tell you this, but…. pygmy jerboa was boring. Kitten and slow loris are the cutest. The puppy one and the bear one just sort of make me feel bad for them…
That being said, I’m less about the cute and more about the slightly sadistic animal videos.
cute but too much people hand.
baby hedgehog eating a carrot is still the cutest.
How do they know “most” are males in that age group?
@9 If you like the slightly sadistic, don’t forget about the cat that jumps into the fish tank.
@12 That was awesome.
Stupid ass cat
Otters always win, but that’s subjective:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tQ_Krei6E…
Who can forget Rusty, the narcoleptic dog or Sleepy Spudgy?
Jerbao? Blarg!
@9- One of the greatest moments in video history, no doubt. I like this one myself: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=87Qm1bjuR… “baby vs. Cat” is a great youtube search.
by far, cutest video ever.
How about this—
http://www.vanityfair.com/culture/featur…
babies!! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xRlk3MfnY…
Slow loris (named Doris? Boris?) wins.
The PAW PADS! Have you even noticed those pink, innocent, and totally-out-of-control-with-cutiness FUCKING PAW PADS?! Sorry, KellyO, this cat’s way cuter than some chicken/mouse combo meal.