Alright, enough. Everyone is losing their collective sh*t over how cute this video is of a kitten doing some sort of crappy jazz-hands thing. HuffPo dares to call it the “Cutest Video of All Time”. YouTube claims out of the 3,142,634 views, most are males between ages 45-54. (Huh?) Anyway, I’m not trying to be a hater, but I’ve got two words for ALL OF YOU: pygmy jerboa. And no kitten, nor no puppy will EVER change my mind. Never.

Kelly O—formerly a Stranger staff photographer, music writer, Drunk of the Week columnist, and more!—finished art school and a soul-crushing internship at a corporate advertising agency in Detroit,...

22 replies on “Lunchtime Quickie: The Cutest Video of All Time?”

  1. Anyway, I’m not trying to be a hater, but I’ve got two words for ALL OF YOU: pygmy jerboa.

    You’re kidding, right? That thing looks like the bastard offspring of Walter Matthau and Stimpy.

  2. I’m sorry to have to tell you this, but…. pygmy jerboa was boring. Kitten and slow loris are the cutest. The puppy one and the bear one just sort of make me feel bad for them…

    That being said, I’m less about the cute and more about the slightly sadistic animal videos.

  3. The PAW PADS! Have you even noticed those pink, innocent, and totally-out-of-control-with-cutiness FUCKING PAW PADS?! Sorry, KellyO, this cat’s way cuter than some chicken/mouse combo meal.

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