A Pomeranian pup in China named Jin Dan was apparently so upset about getting a shave that he protested by standing on his hind legs for nearly two days, according to Rocket News 24.

Whether the “standing for two days” jive is really true, who knows… What I do know is this would send me screaming, if it were my dog. Plus, put some underwears on that lil’ dingle-dangle, wouldya?

Kelly O—formerly a Stranger staff photographer, music writer, Drunk of the Week columnist, and more!—finished art school and a soul-crushing internship at a corporate advertising agency in Detroit,...