Kelly O—formerly a Stranger staff photographer, music writer, Drunk of the Week columnist, and more!—finished art school and a soul-crushing internship at a corporate advertising agency in Detroit,...

10 replies on “Lunchtime Quickie: Today In News That Doesn’t Make Any Sense”

  1. How doesn’t it make any sense? Rich person loves cat. Rich person dies. Rich person doesn’t have anything better to do with what he’s left behind than to see that the cat gets to live the rest of his kitty life in what we hope will be the ultimate feline ideal. And when kitty’s time is up? The vast majority of those €s get used for something productive. If I ever get filthy rich, I will make explicit provisions in my for my cat. And if by that time I don’t have any anyone to love who doesn’t think of vomit as a snack and pants as something to sleep on, not something to wear, kitty might get the whole kit and kaboodle.

  2. Upvote for @5. Pretty sure I owe my life to my cat in a way I’m not gonna get into here. He still makes me laugh every day. (Ignores vomit but does sleep on pants.)

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