I don’t know which I love more, the fact that this girl got shot in the head and walked away, or that unbeWEAVEable! FOX news graphic of the hair brush and a bullet…

Kelly O—formerly a Stranger staff photographer, music writer, Drunk of the Week columnist, and more!—finished art school and a soul-crushing internship at a corporate advertising agency in Detroit,...

31 replies on “Lunchtime Quickie”

  1. damn nig nog shoulda got taken out. ten bucks on her pumpin’ out 5 babies by 5 different bucks in the next 5 years and never gettin’ off public assistance.

  2. oh i guess with all the racist trolls rearing their ugly heads on so many other comment threads in recent months we should have known what to expect here, 2 and 4, but it’s no less disgusting even when you can see it coming.

  3. waaaaah reality is racist, waaaaaah the truth is racist, waaaaah nature is hierarchical, waaaaaah, everyone is exactly the same, waaaaah there are absolutely no quantifiable differences between races, but celebrate diversity anyways, waaaaah

  4. Every single post by “Will in Seattle” is an “epic fail”, as he so pathetically puts it, in the way that only an old douche who tries to be hip and “down” with the “youth lingo” can.

  5. Pathetic racist pigs –

    Don’t you see? Your ugly, hostile attitude will never get you anywhere. If you were to make insightful comments, I am confident that we are mature enough to handle them, even if they are not politically correct. We’re not in denial about the ills in the black community as you like to think we are. But spewing that kind of venom and ridiculing us for calling you out on it just makes you a fucking idiot and a jerk who nobody will listen to. So yeah, go ahead and call me a Pollyanna but please fuck off while you’re doing it. I’d much rather be thought of as overly sensitive by someone like you than be thought of as disgusting by someone whose opinion I actually care about.

  6. Why do you care about the opinions of people who just want to rob, rape, and kill you and who hate your naive white ass?

  7. Hey Herriman,

    I can guarrantee you of a couple of things. If you go walking around in Ranier Valley or down by 25th and Cherry after 10, you will likely get robbed, mugged, etc… Guess who would do it: Thats right, your friendly neighborhood groid. That isn’t a culture, it is a disease on humanity. Why is Africa such a shithole? The answer is self explanatory.

    Secondly, do you think that tyrone and all his niggity friends would extend you the same courtesy as you do them if the roles immediately switch? Trust me, you would be hunting for guns to protect what shit you do have from maurauding bands of drunken coked up apes trying to take it. They are simply incapable of holding any power, and when they do – and it’s not mediated by white culture – then it is VERY VERY bad for everyone else. They will turn on you in a second, and none of you pansy ass white guilt bullshit apologetics will buy you the ability to save your teenage daughter from being gang raped.

    Wake the fuck up…

  8. All you naive white liberal morons go hang out at 23rd & Jackson tonight and tell the buhruthaz how “down with the struggle” you are.

  9. A black person walking in a poor white neighborhood late at night is far safer than ANY person of any color walking in a poor black neighborhood at almost any time of the day.

  10. the first rule about Win club is you can’t vote for yourself.

    the first rule about Loser club is you vote for yourself.

    there are no other rules.

  11. The first rule about “Will in Seattle” is that he is a douchey loser.

    The first rule of being a douchey loser is to constantly make douche posts like “Will in Seattle”.

  12. Is there no one here going to ask HOW a weave stopped a bullet? Extract your heads from your asses long enough to ask her if she’s going to restart the Bible. “The New Testament part 2! Out this Christmas!” Walmart would love it.

  13. It was the combination of her retarded weave and her thick groid skull that stopped the bullet.

  14. Ziggy, is that you?! Dude, I know Elmira sucks ass, but there’s no reason to ruin SLOG for the rest of us who got out in time. Trust me, you won’t feel like such a loser Polock after you’ve broadened your horizons a bit.

    Oh, and by the way, I still feel bad that I never took Stan up on his offer to visit after you moved to Watertown.

  15. AH, I had some lovely comments/questions, then I saw the bright flashing “Don’t Feed The Trolls” sign…

    Now I’m curious – who do trolls rape other than themselves?

  16. @ 16

    I have done it and I hang out with “buhruthaz” all the time, In fact I graduated college with many of them, one of whom is now a college professor (wow, can a racist believe that?!) and the rest are successful adults with wonderful families.
    People like you are so corny, I bet you bigots have done nothing substantial in this life nor traveled outside of your small towns.

  17. Bwa haw haw #30, I have been to several countries in Africa and know exactly what I’m writing about. When exactly did Africans and African cultures become our equals? I can’t quite put my finger on it. Were they equal to European cultures before European contact? Or did they become equal after slavery or desegregation ended? When did this magical equality happen?

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