The Mayor of What-The-Fucksville just called and he wanted me to tell you to watch this Japanese gay porn baby video. Happy Friday!
Kelly O—formerly a Stranger staff photographer, music writer, Drunk of the Week columnist, and more!—finished art school and a soul-crushing internship at a corporate advertising agency in Detroit,... More by Kelly O

WTF is right!!! Even without flashing eyes, I felt a seizure coming on.
Where do the Japanese come up with stuff like that?
MR. SPARKLE!!!!!! Can’t you see that I am disrespectful to dirt?!?
Can I get on the Mayor’s phone tree?
billy herrington, can i get a “woof woof”
It really didn’t need the baby. That was too much.
Vice Mag’s Do’s and Dont’s is a great place to get lines.
This video is amazing. Absolutely amazing.
i’m a little scared to watch it – can i get some more detail before i watch?
WTF was that?
Hmmmm, love the underpants.
@7
Indescribable. Must be seen.
ok but will i be scarred for life, like the time i stoopidly read the affidavit for the pervy fox news guy?
It’s a parody of an already very random song. The song is “Odoru Ponpokorin,” the theme song from a very popular kid’s show. They’ve made the song into “Odoru Chinpokorin” – chinpo is the Japanese word for cock.
i feel so lonely now…
everyone has someone ….
not me