Those kooky kids at Westboro Baptist Church made a Christmas carol for all the faggots, atheists, and Satan, I mean Santa-worshipping masses. Enjoy!

Kelly O—formerly a Stranger staff photographer, music writer, Drunk of the Week columnist, and more!—finished art school and a soul-crushing internship at a corporate advertising agency in Detroit,...

24 replies on “Lunchtime Quickie”

  1. Did you every see the bbc program “weird weekends” with louis theroux? In one episode he lives with the Phelps family for several weeks, and he really gets inside their heads. By the end you are genuinely emphasizing with them, and you even like them. Its some of the best journalism and television I’ve ever seen, I highly recommend you hunt it down if you have free time. It used to be on google video, but I think it might have been taken off.

  2. I can understand why almost no parodies of Westboro Baptist Church exist. They already take their thing to the furthest level of ridiculousness; there’s no way you can take signs saying “Santa rapes children” and parody it with something even more ridiculous.

  3. I think this is just a blatant attempt by the Westboro folks to cut down on their heating bill this year by guaranteeing they get about two tons of coal in their Christmas stockings.

  4. @15: So close! Actually it’s the reverse trinity; Santa = teh gays = abortionists, so everyone’s still on the hook.

    Except for the Westboro Baptist Church folks, of course. They’re perfect.

    …..what a bunch of crazies.

  5. @3
    OH DEAR FUCK!!! How can these things exist in such vile and seething ignorence? I would laugh if I didn’t feel so much like vomiting!
    “Tee hee, Loui! Your going to hell! tee hee, you are! Tee hee!”
    when can the feds raid these people?

  6. So, if I get all my hateful, bigoted friends together and we spread our message by protesting funerals and singing songs and holding meetings, we can call ourselves a church and stop paying our taxes? Is that how it works?

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