And the Winner of Drunk of the Week™, LIVE, from the 2009 Inauguration is… Diii-Anne SAWYER!

Kelly O—formerly a Stranger staff photographer, music writer, Drunk of the Week columnist, and more!—finished art school and a soul-crushing internship at a corporate advertising agency in Detroit,...

20 replies on “Lunchtime Quickie”

  1. you know, i don’t think diane was drunk. maybe a little (a lot) sleep deprived and slap happy, but not drunk. she was after all, reporting non-stop for like, 3 days. a lot of reporters were showing some wear and tear by the end of all the hoopla.

    that said, she’d probably be a lot of fun to get drunk with. i bet she’s a foul-mouthed sailor who puts back shots of johnnie walker black label.

  2. Um, no. Diane Sawyer is a prude’s prude. She’s built her entire career on sex hysteria, as in, people might be having it somewhere, which shouldn’t be allowed. NO FUN AT ALL.

  3. I noticed that many reporters were slap happy, too. Ann Curry and Brian Williams from NBC looked haggard and somewhat low-energy, but still pretty excited and eager to cover the events of the day.

  4. Hmm… seems like the tape speed was slowed down a little bit to make her sound drunk. Haven’t we seen this before somewhere? It’s like the total opposite of WheelCheney.

  5. Even if the tape has been slowed down, no non-drunk person would say “teeeny teeeny little citizens” they ways she says it in this. Also, she has had some fucking work done! Damn!

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