Brrr’ring… brrr’ing… Hello? Oh hi! What? My boobs bigger? No way. Just twenty times a day? Yes, PLEASE*!

*Dear Jonathan Golob, Dear Science… Please, oh please, confirm.

Kelly O—formerly a Stranger staff photographer, music writer, Drunk of the Week columnist, and more!—finished art school and a soul-crushing internship at a corporate advertising agency in Detroit,...

15 replies on “Lunchtime Quickie”

  1. And to think, Judas Priest was accused of using subliminal (and backwards) messages to get their fans to commit suicide.

    They COULD have been giving their fans huge hooters!

    I wonder why they didn’t do th–oh, wait…that’s right.

    Nevermind.

  2. That’s the extent of his proof? That ONE girl supposedly increased her bust by 3 cm?

    I can increase my chest size by 3 inches (7.6 cm) just by taking a deep breath. And I don’t even have boobs.

    FAIL!

  3. When I was a child I used to walk miles to school in Chicago. My hands and face and feet would hurt so bad from the bitter cold temps that I would cry. If I put my hands under warm water they would burn even worse. I did this for eight years. I don’t know how. It was misery. By the way, mom would be lying on the sofa smoking cigs and the car would sit in the heated garage.

  4. When I was a child I used to walk miles to school in Chicago. My hands and face and feet would hurt so bad from the bitter cold temps that I would cry. If I put my hands under warm water they would burn even worse. I did this for eight years. I don’t know how. It was misery. By the way, mom would be lying on the sofa smoking cigs and the car would sit in the heated garage.

    Yes, but did your boobs grow?

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