According to the SPD Blotter, last Thursday, a man was allegedly robbed by someone he immediately recognized as his co-worker. The man reported to police that his co-worker punched him in the face, knocked him to the ground, and stole his backpack.
It sounds like he wasn’t that hard to catch:
The victim said that he had been working with the suspect for approximately 5 months and that he was positive about his identification. The victim showed detectives text messages from the suspect offering to pay him $100.00 to not press charges against him.
The suspect was at large until yesterday, when he was arrested at his place of work.
Ooo! I’ll bet he’s a brain surgeon! Womp womp womp!
The picture of the cheerful, smiling cop in the link seems like it would be totally inappropriate for the tragic stories, but for this one it fits perfectly: “oh yeah, we’ll be laughing about this one all week!”
It says they work at 4th Ave S. and Holgate. Probably Jack in the Box, then.
I wonder if his coworker was his target, or if he’s such a prolific mugger he finally hit into someone he knew?
Black guaranteed.
Some alleged criminals are not very allegedly smart