12 replies on “Man Finds Dead Snake, Man Skins Dead Snake Like He Saw on TV, Man Dreams of Making Dead Snake into Coat (or Possibly Vest)”

  1. Best part of the story comes at the end:

    “What are you going to feed this thing?” Pfeifer said. “A goat every two weeks? Children?”

  2. I love this part.
    “Neighbors – drawn by the sight of the snakeskin or the rotten, fishy odor it gave off – gathered in the lot. Dozens of flies crawled across the skin’s surface.”
    And up from the ground came a bubbling crude… The Sedro-Wooley Hillbillies…

  5. A vest! That reminds me of an old article I looked up about what used to be the world’s largest game-hunters’ taxidermy factory, a block from where the Stranger offices are now (they had another Cap Hill branch in the building where R Place is today). In the sixties Jonas Bros. used to do “more than 2,000 head mounts a year (sheep, caribou, moose, etc.) and from 1,000 to 1,500 bears”, but they also did fashion like Mr. Snake Vest dreams of:

    Though some huntresses have furs made into garments, a woman is no more out to shoot a fur to wear than a man is out to shoot his dinner. “A woman is just as interested as a man in having her trophy on a wall,” says Bert Klineburger. “Otherwise she wouldn’t be hunting.” For only $6.50, though, she could have a deerskin tanned and dressed, with or without hair. That equals one waistcoat or handbag, two pairs of moccasins or three pairs of gloves; four skins would make a man’s jacket or a woman’s belted coat.

    http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/vault/a…

  7. I knew this was Sedro Woolley!
    Yee-Haww!
    After a few 6 packs, I bet they decide to have a BBQ.
    Hey Everybody! Snake Roast at Bubba’s!

  12. People shouldn’t adopt Burmese pythons if they can’t look after them. Boo to all the bad snake owners.

    Also there was some fine writin’ in that story.

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