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Don’t get into an argument with Chone Figgins, but if you don, please let it be about his idiotic first name.
Isn’t this better suited for QuestionLand? 😉
Kill the Mariners and bury them in a shallow grave in Chicago. Blame the mafia. It will ease traffic in Seattle.
My only advice is to revel in your not-shitty team. But you knew that.
Catch a pop fly.
Get it autographed.
Then post the pic for us.
@5, the only way a fan can catch a pop fly is by running out onto the field. Hmm, I’m guessing you don’t know what “pop fly” means. A pop foul, now, that’s a possibility?
Is there ANYTHING ON EARTH you aren’t compelled to display your ignorance of?
Fnarf rules.
if you bring a rally fries sign you increase your chance for free garlic fries by over 1000%
No, @7, it’s just that Will is such a cretin that it’s easy to make him look stupid. He does most of the work for you.
Go Sox!!!
@11, to be fair, the middle of nowhere, El Salvador, isn’t very far from the middle of everything, El Salvador; the whole country’s about 150 miles long. And their stadium holds 8,000, which isn’t all that much smaller than the dump they’re going to play the San Jose Earthquakes in on Saturday (and is full size for soccer, unlike Buck Shaw; seriously, I was there a week ago and it’s pathetic, like a high school football stadium).
@6 sometimes they bounce off the light poles – almost got one when I was in the 2nd row about five over from the SW corner but it went 2 seats over. Now shut up and revel in their triumph.
Hey, what about covering the Storm, who just equalled the best start in WNBA history? I don’t even care about the whole “the WNBA sucks” argument. At the very least, our team sucks LESS than all the others.
Heh – “SW corner”
See you there – is it wrong for me to wear a Griffey Sox jersey to a Sox v. Mariners game?
@14 at least they got above the fold pics in the Times sports front page today … kudos, Storm!
What leek @4 said. Also, tee-hee-hee, Fnarf @6. I recently switched to Firefox to run that infamous script, but with your commentary I still get to experience the best ones without having to read all of ’em.
@13 – We await your list of major league baseball stadiums that have ‘light poles’ in the infield.
@13, as Action Slacks @19 points out, your understanding of what “pop fly” means is even further from reality than previously indicated.
Frankly, it’s a miracle that you can dress and feed yourself.
go to hell
1. Catch a pop fly (somehow).
2. ???
3. PROFIT!!!
It’s easy to catch a pop fly. Just leave your pop sitting out open, and open the screens. You’ll catch plenty of flies, but you won’t want to drink the pop afterward.
@20, first, there’s no such thing as a miracle (yes, I’m aware of the ’69 Mets), and second, do you know for a fact that he can do both of these things?