It’s a lofty goal, to bring internet to the rest of the have-nots, and I agree that achieving that goal could bring good in the end, but if that end is that those people all get the “Facebook Mobile” version of the internet, they’re gonna be bummed. Facebook Mobile is the jalopy of the Information Superhighway.

Here is a CNN interview in which the interviewer sets balls atop a tee-ball tee and lets Zuckerberg swing at them (shocker):

And you can read Zuckerberg’s Mission Statement here:

Internet.org Mission Statement (.pdf)

Grant Brissey covered everything from hard news and technology, to music, film, and visual arts during his time working for The Stranger. Grant's work has also appeared at Geekwire, and in Billboard,...