If you’re anything like me, you’re still working off those excess pounds left over from the holidays. That’s why I’m starting a semi-regular feature entitled, “May I Ruin Your Lunch?” in which I post videos whose sole intent is to temporarily put you off your soup. To start, here’s a short video from a porn movie I starred in way back in 1985, in which I was asked to seduce the shit out of my co-star via the seductive power of dance. This video contains no nudity, and yet is rated NSFW for “unwarranted groping, and general nausea.” Enjoy your “lunch!”
May I Ruin Your Lunch?
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Wow. A mullet AND absolutely no rhythm whatsoever. Where do I sign up? Actually fucking would be so anti-climatic after that.
You were pretty hot back then.
Does he fix the cable?
Why cut it off before the Logjammin’ begins, you nihilist?
next time deliver the pizza first.
OK,he’s doing “serious acting” while she’s just trying really hard not to totally crack up, right?
OH MY GAWD!!! You totally raided my 70s peep show porno loops!!!!
What, he’ll wear that speedo on camera, but not to tan in?
You know, I think the legwarmers are what take this video from pretty good to completely awesome.
I couldn’t watch the whole thing. Too painful.
Wow is right. Somehow, I never imagined you as a “tan” man.
Mr. Humphrey, you are on a really really bad roll.