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Hanging out at kink.com?
So, how do you decide who gets the comfort nozzle, and who gets the anal spike? Is it like a naughty and nice list?
You found out where the Bailos come from!
You’re most likely (practically) across the street from my apartment right now.
“Mini-douche, meet Anal Spike”. Wasn’t that the overheard introduction of Dick Cheney to Willow Palin at the Beck rally?
Well, with all the empty closets in this town we had to find something to store in them.
ps to @1 – I live kattycorner from Kink.com. Its so nice to look out my window every day and see those rainbow flags flapping in the breeze.
@6 – Good afternoon neighbs, I’m on Minna.
My husband works at a gay porn company here in SF. Sad to hear it’s not where Dan is visiting.
sounds like drinks they sell at the eagle
Ooh, ooh M084 large double nozzle kit, I bet that tickles your innards. For that really fresh extra clean feeling. You may not be able to sit afterwards, but you’ll be sparkly clean!
I wasn’t certain what a comfort nozzle was until I looked it up just now, but the fact that a thing with such a name exists makes me pleased.
Makes me proud to be from the Bay Area.
@7, I live in that big red office building at Eire and Mission. We’ve probably brushed shoulders at George’s New Star Market.
Having worked picking and packing mail orders, I instantly knew this was a warehouse. A quick google for “M084 large douche nozzle kit” led me straight to “Mr S Leather”. I wish I hadn’t, as I really don’t need to know how douches are used recreationally.
Ahhhh — the commidfication of sex and pleasure. I’m sure Charles would have a better comment on that than I.
@14, oh, get over yourself. If you want an enema nozzle, where are you supposed to get it? Make it yourself? No, you buy it from an enema nozzle store.
Dan, I didn’t know you had a house in San Francisco! Good on you for keeping it so well organized.
Everything in those boxes will end up inside of a female more times than the combined appendages of Fnarf.
whatever happened to cuddling?
Wait, is Dan doing any public appearances in the Bay Area?
@19, given the hardware, unless this is some sort of endorsement deal think this might be a personal appearance.
Santa’s workshop more like.
Mini douche? Tom Cruise is hiding in that box?
@22 I’m pretty sure Tom’s in the closet, not the box.
It’s just one picture, but it’s still really cool. I’ve kinda wondered what the back room at a place like Mr S would be like. Turns out it’s much like every other back room ever, with slightly more interesting box labels.
@2 Which begs the question of whether the comfort nozzle or anal spike are for the naughty ones…
# 23 ftw
Google search now directs you to this thread first ! I did not search for the “spike”. sounds kinda ouchy to me
Where are boxes M 065 to M 082? Only serial killers go directly from anal spikes to storage bags.
Ah, the old anal spike…one of the best moves in volleyball.
Someone’s clearly having a more interesting holiday than I am! o.O
Meanwhile, in Rick Santorum’s garage…
First thought: Ouch.
“comfort nozzle” just makes me think security blanket.
goddamn i miss San Francisco…
As a reasonably experienced/GGG 34 year old gay male, I just have to ask, what the fuck is an anal spike?
@34: “Jim Diamond’s Anal Spike can be used as an enema and as a personal cleansing kit.”
It sounds a lot scarier than it apparently is…
Welcome to town, Dan.
I think I know what I’m going to write on the side of one of the Christmas present boxes I send out this year.
I got to tour a gay porn company this summer, it was kind of amazing.