Empty sushi places in Iowa City are best avoided. They can do a decent, um, miso soup—but who can’t?—but that’s about it. Also, was I seriously the only gay guy at Iowa City Fitness today? And to the Daily Iowan: I promise to behave myself tonight.

UPDATE: Wait a minute, Daily Iowan, John Edwards is attending this conference and you’re worried about me misbehaving? Please.

43 replies on “Meanwhile In Iowa City”

  1. Guide to eating sushi around the world: Unless you are in Vegas where they fly everything in…never eat sushi if you are somewhere that you can’t drive to the ocean in 2 hours.

  2. I take it back on the hot dish, Dan. Fried pork tenderloin sandwiches. We had ’em in Indiana, too. It’s a midwestern staple. So good. Try to get one for breakfast tomorrow or something. I miss them.

  3. Seriously, go to the Hamburg Inn. You can sit at either the Reagan or the Clinton table, eat the tenderloin, and see what an MFA from the Iowa Writer’s Workshop does for one’e career prospects by asking your waitstaff.

  4. Savage, an openly gay man famous for challenging bureaucratic standards of sexuality, is the UI College of Law’s annual symposium for the Journal of Gender, Race, and Justice. Often, politicians have spoken in the past; Savage will bring something new to the forum this year.

    Savage’s presentation will differ from most of his speeches, Winfield said. Normally, he will briefly speak and then take questions, allowing him to showcase the wit that made him popular. Tonight’s speech, however, will not feature a question and answer, though he will be available afterwards to sign books.

    Wow, I really really hope someone puts this on YouTube. Good luck!!

  5. mmmm….tenderloins….mayo…tomatoes…a side of fries…

    seriously, they’re good, but quite unhealthy!

    it wasn’t a sex thing…

    honestly.

  6. Iowa in late February … probably not the time to try raw fish. But I totally second the pork tenderloin sandwiches and the Hamburg Inn. God, sometimes I miss Iowa. Just sometimes though and never, ever, ever in late February.

  7. Totally second the Hamburg Inn. Eat at the Hamburg Inn.

    And Iowa City has one of the larger gay populations in Iowa (not that that’s saying much) and you should be able to find some somewhere.

    There’s a gay bar downtown that changes its name every 6 months.

  8. Iowans eat casseroles, Balt-O-Matt, Minnesotans eat hot dish. Dan, go to Mickey`s and have a Conglomeration and a Black and Tan. For me, please. You may need open-heart surgery when you`re done, but it`s worth it. Fortunately, you`ll have one of the world`s best medical centers just a short ambulance ride away.

  9. @17. Thanks for the clarification. I had family up in MN and just thought Iowa and Minnesota were the same! I kid; I kid. It was casserole in Indiana, too.

  10. IC is my hometown and I went to grad school there. If you’re looking for good places to eat (too late now, considering the time difference) check out the Motley Cow, Oasis Falafel, Paglia’s Pizza or Hamburg Inn. All are within a block of each other. Sushi in the midwest is never a great idea.

  11. 3
    Come on, that’s not fair.
    Dan has moved past licking doorknobs, people.

    He uses them as buttplugs.

    You spread a lot more germs,
    plus get a naughty thrill.

  12. Awww….. You’re at my Alma Mater, and probably speaking at my former employer, the Iowa Memorial Union.

    Since I attended the U of Iowa back in the bronze age, most everything I know has doubtless been torn down and paved over. But I liked the Deadwood and Joe’s Place quite a bit back in the day.

  13. I have to say, saying “because he sucks my dick” and mentioning the Daily Iowan in the same sentence amused the lot of us. The Daily Iowan has a bit of a reputation for misquotes, so he might be sucking your stick, brick, or chick in tomorrow morning’s edition. Great address. The law school administration needed some shaking up, and as one of the only gay law students I was thrilled to have a night where I actually felt this side of normal.

  14. You are always well behaved as a person. But if you were to stray, unlike other noted personalities in town tonight, you probably would not be siring any any children out of wedlock.

  15. You never told us why you got arrested in Iowa!

    Seriously though, thank you so much for coming. I thought your insights were brilliantly put.

    I second all the Iowa City food recommendations you’ve been given, by the way. Especially Hamburg Inn.

  16. @26 Both Joe’s and Deadwood are alive and well.

    BTW, the only Maid Rite in the area (the one on the strip by the Wig and Pen) has been closed for several years, though, and the building got destroyed in last summer’s flood.

  17. Loved the “speech” tonight, Dan! Very interesting to be in a room full of lawyers/law students discussing *very*serious*stuff* and then pegging, and then back to *very*serious*stuff*

    @30 is right, you never did tell us why you got arrested. I feel a little bit cheated.

  18. Dan, I woulda come (just moved from Cap Hill in August to go to grad school here), but the price for your lecture went from free to $20 bucks. I’m just a poor grad student.

    And you’re right about the sushi here. It has broken my girlfriend’s heart.

  19. Patricia, I grew up in Tacoma. I understand. But get out – get out while you can. Even if you end up in Iowa for a few years, it will be worth it. I promise.

  20. Hamburg Inn is fine, but if you want a treat go down the street to Devotay for a fancier meal made with mostly local meats and veggies. Yum.

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