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god would not have had to do this if slim jims weren’t so gay.
This is why I only eat Chicken Teriyaki slim jims.
let’s just get the inevitable “tasty, tasty murder” line out of the way right here.
Oh shit, I hope that doesn’t happen to the Oh Boy, Oberto down the street from me (before I make a point to go into it)!
When a man snaps into a Slim Jim, that is not news, because it happens so often. But if a Slim Jim snaps man in two, that is news.
Did they put it in a giant microwave?
Snap into it! Oh Yeaaaaaaaaaaaah!
Meat is still responsible for 39% of malignant neoplasms (cancer). Meat is suicide. Quitting meat and taking up chain smoking will likely extend your life and prevent many chronic diseases.
Want to find those “missing” 3? Unwrap a Slim Jim sometime in the not-too-distant future.
@9: oh my gentle jesus.
@9: oh my gentle jesus.
@9: oh my gentle jesus.
@9: oh my gentle jesus.
@9: oh my gentle jesus.
@9: oh my gentle jesus.
@9: oh my gentle jesus.
Oh my gentle jesus. (might as well join in).
ha! (sorry)
If meat is murder does that make vegetables a case of simple assault?
“If meat is murder does that make vegetables a case of simple assault?”
Depends where you stick ’em.
Meat is only murder if you’re beating somebody to death with a frozen hunk of beef.
@21
Wasn’t there an Twilight Zone or Alfred Hitchcock tv episode where a woman used a frozen leg of lamb to kill her husband. Then when the police where there she served them the lamb thus disposing of the murder weapon.
“And the Slim Jim you snapped with a smile, it’s…”
Sorry.
Lizzy, I like meat, and I will continue to eat it. I’m sure if I stopped drinking I’d live longer too, but I’m not going to do that either. I drink in moderation, and eat meat in moderation. About once or twice a year, I have a cigar too. If you feel it’s suicide, well, I’m for suicide rights anyway, but you can feel free not to eat meat. Guess what, everyone dies, even vegans. If I locked myself in a filtered air room, and only ate nutritionally balanced gruel, and vitamin water, I’d probably live longer. I’m going to enjoy my life, even if it makes it shorter.
Remember, PETA says tossing fish is a crime.
But not slim jims.
slim jim fans, now is the time to stock up on slim-line meat products, since the only slim jim production facility in the world just got blown the fuck up. i’m selling mine on ebay.
oh yeah…..
ART THOU BORED??!!?
Most importantly, are the Slim Jims OK?