Before watching this, go get a friend and make the following bet: Who would win in a race, a monkey on a bicycle or a human on a unicycle? Crap. I keep forgetting the age-old adage, “Never bet against a monkey under any circumstances.” Anyway, once again, “THANK YOU, CHINA,” and “FUCK YOU, PETA.” (I’m sure they had something to do with the dearth of monkey bicycle races in this country.)
Hat tips to With Leather.
I think this race was rigged.
Animal abuse is funny.
Wish I had a monkey on a bike.
I think that monkey stole that bike!
Monkey #1 was obviously given steroids.
…and then I bet its gay adoptive parents had it flayed alive & turned into a coat.
Monkey bike racing draws some big crowds in China. I’ve rarely seen that many people at a Storm game.
The monkeys should ride fixies.
Best slog post ever!
It’s nice to know that even if China buries us all, humanity will still have monkey bicycle races.
Give that unicyclist a 36-inch wheel and see what happens.
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