Another flasher was spotted near Green Lake Way on Friday evening.

According to a police report, a woman was waiting at a bus stop at Green Lake Way N and N 46th St. at around 11:00 PM when a Hispanic manโ€”described in the report as 5’08”, heavy set, wearing brown shorts and khaki pantsโ€”brushed up against her while masturbating and told her to “Have a nice ride.” The woman punched her alleged assailant and took off.

This is hardly an isolated incident as Green Lake seems to be a favored stomping ground for men who want to let it all hang out.

It must be something in the gross, gross water.

[Ed. note: flasher incidents appear to be common enough at Green Lake that it might just make sense for SPD to pull some of its officers off the jack shack beat and have them chase down a few flashers during the busy summers months at the park. Just a thought.]

14 replies on “More Flashing At Green Lake”

  1. Actually, I’ve seen officers bike around the paved path quite often (at least during the day, I don’t know about night).

  2. The cops are always patrolling around the lake. Heck, whenever I’ve called them, they’re at my house in less than two minutes.

  3. 46th & Green Lake Way is half a mile from Green Lake.

    That’s greater than the distance between Broadway and I-5.

    C’mon, people … do your homework.

  4. i just ate some pimento cheese dip with blue corn tortillas, a pile of asian peanut dip with peppers and cucumbers, and drank several glasses of wine

  5. “men who want to let it all hang out”

    You mean like that guy who posted picutres of his exposed penis in different public spaces all over SLOG? Has that guy been arrested for indecent exposure yet?

  6. Actually those were pretty decent exposures David. A couple of them were almost good. Which reminds me, I need to get out and take some cock shots (decent, good or otherwise) at the watering holes this weekend.

  7. why, oh why, could this have been about a FEMALE flasher! why is it always a nasty guy wagging his cock at people? if a female was the one randomly flashing people, no story. no one would care. when guys expose themselves it’s f-ing creepy. when a woman flashes, it’s a special gift that graces everyone in eyesight. PLUS, it never seems to turn out well for the guys. they cause more police to patrol an area and, if they’re caught, they’re labeled (accurately) as sexual predators. keep it in your pants gents.

  8. why, oh why, couldn’t this have been about a FEMALE flasher! why is it always a nasty guy wagging his cock at people? if a female was the one randomly flashing people, no story. no one would care. when guys expose themselves it’s f-ing creepy. when a woman flashes, it’s a special gift that graces everyone in eyesight. PLUS, it never seems to turn out well for the guys. they cause more police to patrol an area and, if they’re caught, they’re labeled (accurately) as sexual predators. keep it in your pants gents.

  9. 10, 11: Flashers are creepy by definition. Flashing is not flirting. Flashing is also different from streaking. I’m pretty sure if you had to deal with a female flasher, you would not enjoy it.

  10. HEY UNPAID INTERN: 46th and Green Lake Way is NOWHERE NEAR THE LAKE. It’s right off Aurora, near the seedy motels. Look at a map, please.

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