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She’s bolted to the wall these days. But not very well—all you’d need is a Phillips screwdriver and about three minutes.

10 replies on “Mrs. Krannert”

  1. I just finished watching “The Sweet Smell of Success” and couldn’t help but think that Dan Savage is a modern real life version of J.J. Hunsecker…whose daily column of tidbits and gossip controlled an army of 60 million loyal readers.

    Also every other line is quotable.

    Example:

    Sidney Falco to Rita: I some times get the impression you live in Starbright Park. This is life. Get used to it!

  2. Dan, are you in Chambana-Urbaign? That’s my Kemma Mutter! Umm… Almond Nutter…. whatever. Do you know they used to have their own Onion, with local content merged in with the Madison version?

  3. Oh. Dan was a theatre major at U of I; and also was here on Monday (i.e., when he took that picture). Had I had my druthers, I would’ve walked over and said ‘hi’. Or maybe just lurked and taken pictures. Oh well … Dan, you and Ang Lee deserve a place up on the “Wall of Old Male White Fame” in the union.

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