I guess she really wants me to enroll my dogs.

BTW, my mom has nine (9!!!!) dogs. It’s a wonder she still has a tongue.

Former Stranger news writer Cienna Madrid has been a writer in residence for Richard Hugo House, a local literary nonprofit. There, she taught fiction classes and wrote 4/5 of a book about a death-row...

28 replies on “My Mother Has Sent This Video to Me Twice Now.”

  6. leek, seatackled was referring to the puritan panic behind the “reason” to euthanize a german shepard whose owners had been caught having sex with it a few years back.

  14. ugh, gross! and i’m as dedicated a dog lover as you’ll find anywhere. seriously, it just doesn’t get any better than dogs. but honestly … not on the mouth. not IN the mouth. that’s just tooooo much. ugh.

  16. no cienna you stupid bitch your mom wants YOU to enroll in the class she despairs of you ever finding a man and wants you to work on your kissing skills you dyke

  17. I couldn’t make it past the “Full Schnauzer” and I am both a dog lover and not noted to be a squeamish person.

    Shorter: GAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!1!1

  19. I couldn’t make it through… Yuck! That is so disgusting to me. Cienna maybe your Mom is trying to tell you something (hopefully not about her orientation) or maybe she is getting FORGETFUL! I am hoping to forget that I saw this as soon as possible myself.

  20. Don’t let the ick factor put you off. This man is hilarious. HILARIOUS. The things he says. The dog kissing is just a sideline.

  24. @16

    You’re a nastyass coward, posting those mean things under an anonomys account. If you’re going to spew such vile garbage why don’t you use your own name or a name which can easily be traced to you? Oh yeah, I know, cuz you’re spineless.

    Happy people don’t say stuff like that. You’re being gross and I wonder if you love yourself, and I wonder if anyone loves you…

    Life can be good, if you’ll only give it the chance. Choose love, it’s a lot easier and continuing to choose hatred.

    I think that video is hillarious and Cienna is hillarious too. HAHA. Laughed so hard I pooped my pants, seriously. I gotta do laundry now. Bye.

  25. I think that Cienna’s mom sending this to her means the apple fell awfully close to the tree.

    Or maybe that the family that kisses dogs together stays together?

  26. 24

    yo scratchmaster,
    thanks for your comment.

    is scratchmaster joe your real name?
    we noticed that scratchmaster joe has not written a bio.
    we wonder why don’t you use your own name or a name which can easily be traced to you?

    scratchmaster. interesting.
    and you pooped your pants….
    according to wikipedia anal sex can lead to physical damage to the rectum and anus and can manifest as generalized ano-rectal trauma, anal fissures, rectal prolapse, itchy hemorrhoids and loss of control over the bowels.
    those last two could be your problem, sport.

    have you been doing the nasty, scratch?
    please don’t scratch in public.

  28. @26

    A simple google search will identify my actual person through my moniker.

    Are your anal sex comments some new way of calling someone a fag?

    Pooping my pants? By the way, that’s called “hyperbole”…

    You sure have a lot of interest and seemingly are offended by gayness. Take some time out to consider that, people don’t normally spend their time thinking about the gays, much less being offended by them, but you seem to have a peculiar preoccupation with the subject, and seem to think it’s somewhat of an insult to be called gay.

    Did you read the recent study about how homophobic men are the most likely to be aroused by gay porn?:

    http://www.psychologytoday.com/blog/the-…

    I’m not trying to make the insinuation that you are a homosexual, but I’m saying you should consider where all these strong feelings are coming from, because it’s easy to go around insulting people, but it’s much harder to be a good person in tune with your being, and even harder to do all that and make a contribution to the World. But once you get good at it, it’s actually a much easier life.

    Consider all the possibilities of knowing yourself, and worrying about your own problems, and not feeling the strong desire to lash out at people, anonymously.

    Your behavior is indicative of certain issues, and I think you should explore them. The World is a beautiful place once you learn to love yourself.

    I wish you luck,

    “Scratchmaster” Joe Martinez

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