Gift giving season is upon us, and what gift says “God is always with you” better than reusable Jesus panty liners stitched with inspirational messaging?
The answer is no gift. None. I’d love these as stocking stuffers if I hadn’t stopped menstruating the old fashioned way long ago. I don’t believe in private stigmatas, so I salted my womb in high school and now I bleed from my eyes for a few days every month instead. That way, everyone has to stare my shame in the face.
Thank you for finding this, Regretsy! And thank you, Ciena, for “bleed from my eyes”.
public stigmata vs. pubic stigmata.
I’m not at all surprised that it was written in Oklahoma, where there is a baptist church on every corner.
That is just.. all kinds of creepy.
What Would Jesus Say? “EEWWWW”
OMG! What next? Jesus on the toilet paper? Hey…I like that!
It’s all good, Cienna – I’m the kinda guy who likes to go with the flow.
@6, Somehow your comment managed to appal me more than my entire post. Well done, sir.
WANT
@7 Ever your humble servant, madam.