I am not in Los Angeles anymore.
I am not in Los Angeles anymore.
  • I am not in Los Angeles anymore.
God, Jessica, how do you stay so thin!? Pilates? I fucking hate you, Jessica.
  • “God, Jessica, how do you stay so thin!? Pilates? I fucking hate you, Jessica.”

(I know you’re probably thinking that someone left their wig on this pole and then an enterprising prankster came along and drew a face to go with the wig. But I prefer to assume that someone drew the face there, which then caused the pole to become sentient and sprout hair of its own accord.)

Put em on the glass, albino snake!
  • Put ’em on the glass, albino snake!
The Burbank Airport mounted this plaque to commemorate the time Bob Hope had his lower half devoured by a lion.
  • The Burbank Airport mounted this plaque to commemorate the time Bob Hope had his lower half devoured by a lion.
The product is actually a garbage can shaped like a toilet on fire for you to put your money in.
  • The product is actually a garbage can shaped like a toilet on fire for you to put your money in.

Lindy West was born an unremarkable female baby in Seattle, Washington. The former Stranger writer covered movies, movie stars, exclamation points, lady stuff, large frightening fish, and much, much more....

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