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How did I go from bottom of the chain at a job, work years to move up the ladder, make it to the top, garner respect from the company and my colleagues as the only woman in my position, to then start fucking the boss?! Fail? or Big Win?

22 replies on “Mysterious Email of the Day: Fail? or Big Win?”

  1. Fail, if you had been Fu@king whilst moving up the ladder (or to get up the ladder)…

    Win, because the Fu@king happened after you were already… “on top”.

    Fu@king the boss AFTER making it to the top = added bonus = WIN!

  2. Fucking the boss after you’ve found success is kind of like a victory lap. I hereby coin the phrase “victory fuck”.

  3. I also love the new phrase. I say its a victory fuck on top of the glass ceiling, with her on top. Time to take the boss’ job and get him fired.

  4. How about a T-shirt with Baconcat on the front saying “I agree with Baconcat” and on the back it says “Everything’s better with bacon”?

  5. Right now it’s a win.
    You got there on your own qualities, and he knows that.
    When you get found out (and you will!) everyone will perceive it as you getting ahead because you slept with him.
    It HAS to end in a fail…
    Sorry.

  6. You’re not “fucking the boss”. NOBODY “fucks the boss”. THE BOSS IS FUCKING YOU!! And that part about having the “respect of your coworkers”? Once they find out (and they probably know already), THAT will be gone, too. Big fail–sorry.

  7. Assuming he’s a good fuck – WIN!

    Seriously, though, men certainly use testosterone to their advantage all time, so why shouldn’t a woman use her feminine wiles to advance? (Not that that’s what this lady is doing.)

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