Guys! Natalie Portman totally thinks I’m hilarious! IT’S TRUE!! Watch, I’ll prove it.
Hey Natalie! So a customer walks into a computer store and says to the clerk, “I’m looking for a mystery adventure game with lots of graphics. You know… something really challenging.” After a while the clerk replied, “Have you tried Windows 2000?”
Told you.
LOL! with eyes rolling back… not bad
I thought you weren’t supposed to drink when you’re pregnant.
It would’ve been funnier non-looped.
Black Swan. Yum.
Nowhere near as bad as the guest on The Daily Show last night.
Dorky laugh = cool.
I think she wants her feedbag.
She’s adorkable!
leave the girl alone. She can’t help it. It’s a medically proven fact that pregnancy causes a woman’s brain to shrink.
Oh, she’s adorable!
“Snork.”
Actually, I have a great recipe for Roast Swan. The problem is getting the goats’ testicles.
As for me, she is delicious.I am going to write essay on the topic “The most beautiful women”.She will be included in “my pyramid of beauty”.