Some call it a Snuggie, some call it a Slanket (me)—but now there’s a whole new generation of sleeved blankets called “The WTF Blanket!” They’re great for giving handjobs—except that no one will want a handjob from someone who looks like a Satanist.

(Who am I kidding? I’d love a handjob from a Satanist!)

7 replies on “Need a Blanket with Sleeves that’s NOT the Snuggie?”

  1. I like the commercial where the chick with a regular blanket can’t be bothered to take her hand out to answer the phone. What next? A toilet to sit on when on the sofa?

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