Some call it a Snuggie, some call it a Slanket (me)—but now there’s a whole new generation of sleeved blankets called “The WTF Blanket!” They’re great for giving handjobs—except that no one will want a handjob from someone who looks like a Satanist.
(Who am I kidding? I’d love a handjob from a Satanist!)

Wow, DILF alert at :45seconds
Nice! Super Herpes – yikes!
Shamefully, I have a slanket. It looks totally retarded in the commercial, but you know what? Slankets are fucking awesome and totally worth it.
Just wear a bathrobe BACKWARDS, people!
You can look just as retarded for less money.
I like the commercial where the chick with a regular blanket can’t be bothered to take her hand out to answer the phone. What next? A toilet to sit on when on the sofa?
@7 one step closer to Idiocracy.
Wow, 15$ value for that little flashlight? It’s sold for 1$ at the Dollarama.