Try this one:
Put her on her little pink plastic toilet. Press the purple bracelet on Baby Alive Learns to Potty. “Sniff sniff,” she chirps in a singsong voice. “I made a stinky!”
This season’s animatronic Baby Alive — which retails for $59.99 — comes with special “green beans” and “bananas” that, once fed to the doll, actually, well, come out the other end. “Be careful,” reads the doll’s promotional literature, “just like real life, sometimes she can hold it until she gets to the ‘potty’ and sometimes she can’t!” (A warning on the back of the box reads: “May stain some surfaces.”)
(Via Bookshelves of Doom.)
Is this a Catalan doll?
All the downsides of having a baby with none of the benefits. Sweet!
I’m happier to see a more realistic baby doll than games with more realistic gunshot wounds. If only Americans will be as comfortable with everything else the human body does as they are with bodies dying.
I had a Baby Alive when I was a kid, though mine didn’t talk and wasn’t animatronic. You could feed it baby food though, and it did come out the other end.
That was my very favorite doll until it finally fell apart from being dragged everywhere I went.
ugh I don’t know what’s a more terrifying picture- this one or the horrifying giant crab below.
@4: So is this an effective new form of birth control or will it cause a population spike?
Stupid and pointless.
My baby alive failed to erm…get things out of the other end and they stayed trapped inside of her. It began to stink rather quickly and I had to throw it away.
@8: I had no idea dolls could get constipated. Maybe you should have fed it a laxative.
@1: Buwahahahahahahaha! Three cheers for the caganer!
Least. Popular. Strangercrombie. Gift. Evar.
Baby Alive was also my favorite doll. I still remember the smell of her food (yum!) and the texture of her hair. I miss my doll….
Yeah, whatever. I can remember the fuss that was kicked up when they came out with an anatomically correct doll for Archie Bunker’s grandson.
However, I FREAKING LOVE THAT PIC!!!!
@8 That was a REAL FUCKING BABY you dumped in the trash because it made a stinky!