I hesitate to post this, because any time I post anything with the words “Bush School,” a flock of anonymous rage monkeys descends into the comments. (Seriously, sane Sloggers. Have you seen this insanity?)

But someone inside the Bush School just wrote that some news crew is on hand and that “faculty and staff are freaking out.” So I thought I’d let you know.

Film (of anonymous rage monkeys!) at 11.

I’ve turned off the comments on this post because I don’t want to dilute the rage. I like my bile in one neat, moist little mound. But any adolescents who want to yell at me for being a “terrible journalist” or a “tool” or “biased” or whatever are welcome to post their edifying and enlightened commentary here.

Now please enjoy “Be True to Your School” by the Beach Boys.

Brend an Kiley has worked as a child actor in New Orleans, as a member of the junior press corps at the 1988 Republican National Convention, and, for one happy April, as a bootlegger’s assistant in Nicaragua....