That’s a nice story about racist redemption and all, Charles, but instead of expensive laser treatments—or threatening to douse his face with acid—maybe the reformed Nazi sympathizer simply should’ve invested in a bottle of Dermablend Pro?
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I first misread that as ‘Dermabland.’ Which I think makes more sense.
I don’t doubt the makeup is decent enough, but let’s not pretend it did all the work. He had a team of people not only cover him in dermablend, but then powder him, and carefully apply shadows and highlights to make his fake skin look believable.
These are the people who can turn you or I into zombies with their art. In this case, they just turned a zombie into a person. There’s a reason they give an Oscar for this shit.
Wow.
I never imagined that zombie boy was such a cutie without his tattoos.
Impressive and interesting as that add campaign is, it rather trivializes what Bryon Widner did to compare the two.
With his face tattoos he never has to worry about under-eye circles.
Ahhh…yes. Classic values revealing blog post and comment thread from the Stranger.
What can I say? I like the Zombie Boy as the a zombie. Otherwise, he just looks like another run-of-the-mill lookin dude.
@3 no shit right? I’d make out with him either way though. 😀