I went all the way to Afghanistan and all I got was this free Bloomin’ Onion?

This is not an April Fool’s joke.

Jen Graves (The Stranger’s former arts critic) mostly writes about things you approach with your eyeballs. But she’s also a history nerd interested in anything that needs more talking about, from male...

8 replies on “No Steak for You”

  1. Good god, I thought you were joking. From the wikipedia page, there’s also this: “When it existed, the similar style Awesome Blossom at Chili’s was ranked “Worst Appetizer in America” by Men’s Health Magazine in 2008 for the unusually high totals of calories and fat, with 2,710 calories, 203 grams (1,827 calories) of fat, 194 grams of carbohydrates, and 6,360 milligrams of sodium, with as much fat as 67 strips of bacon. ”

    Holy fuck.

  2. Um, welcome to a month ago. That promotional deal was for last month (didn’t you notice “This March” in the ad?), not April, so maybe you posting about it now was the greatest April Fool Joke of all.

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