I’ve said this before, but after seeing this Batman hoodie on Gizmodo, I feel the need to repeat myself:
You really shouldn’t buy any hoodie with abs printed on it.
Especially if it costs $74.
O, Hoodie
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Those aren’t abs. Those are Hawaiian sweet rolls, which Batman tucks into his empty abdominal cavity. It totally freaks the mooks when he slowly snacks on his bready innards.
Hella creepy. Does it really zip up over your face?
What, no airbrushed nipples! Well, I never!
(http://media.canada.com/gallery/dose_mov…)
I prefer pants with enhanced manly bits stenciled in.
This would be just the thing to wear when you’re holding up the local mini-mart……….
I saw one in the ID yesterday with the zip-up face, only it was a skeleton. Kinda cool, but kinda creepy.
I would be easy enough to add the nipples yourself.
I saw someone wearing this a few weeks ago:
http://www.shopecko.com/product/index.js…
Peeps in Rainier Valley sport masked hoodies and facemasks on the regular. It is seriously unnerving when they walk into a convenience store and stand behind you in line.
Part of my Batman joy just died a little.
@7 (and @4, btw): Sharpie enhancement!
It’s funny, because people wear things like Venom hoodies because it’s such a badass design, but whenever I see someone wearing something like that I just want to push them down and kick them repeatedly. I don’t feel this way when I see someone wearing a Green Lantern t-shirt or something. It’s just the designs that are like, “oh, I’m such an eeeevill villain, don’t mess with me because I will fuck you up.”