Things are winding down in Republicanland. The lights are up, the members of the press are packing up, and the music is getting shittier. The scary cougar mom in a red dress covered in a bukkake spray of blue-and-yellow Rossi stickers presumably wants to go to bed. Another Skype call just failed, sound effects and all. The SECB just wanted to note the presence of a wannabe Tucker Carlson College Republican in a bowtie. This is an iron law of major Republican functions—there must be at least one of these people present.
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use of the term “bukkake” spray of pearls and stickers for the win
I hope she stumbled upon this and looks the word up for herself. Even more awesome if she already knows what that means.
Has anyone told them KVI is all oldies now?