It must have been the news about DC legalizing gay marriage that finished old codger off.
He said that God would call him home. The gift of prophecy!
what do you call wo gay guys named bob?
I hear his sons Anal and Fisting give better parties.
Don’t worry, as long as Oral Roberts University is around, we’ll be able to make fun of the massively repressed homo-eroticism of it all.
Yaaayy!!!
I’m a very bad man.
Dude, his first name was Granville; Oral was his middle name.
Uh huh. Huh. Huh. Ah heh.
When he gets to hell – he will see the devil is gay and waiting for him.
Welcome Oral …
And some of these comment show low taste … but, then the devil fucking Mr. Roberts is not highbrow.
Does a degree from Oral Roberts U. help in ANY job interview?
Hee hee. Hee hee. Ah heeh heeh.
I like how the media doesn’t touch on his “Give me a million dollars or god will kill me stunt” from the 1980’s…..
Only the good die young.
@11: wasn’t that Pat Robertson? Or is it maybe a standard trick among those guys?
#12 FTW
Beat me to it, Cato.
So Oral was right?
@ 13 – Nope, it was Oral.
@ 5 – ORU has actually become a bit of a powerhouse in NCAA basketball.
Shame there can’t be anything as amusing as this (nsfw) for Oral.
@13: It was Moral Oral, all right. In 1987 he told his followers that god had told him that if he didn’t raise eight million dollars in the next three months, god was going to “call him home.” He got the eight million, too, proving that he didn’t have to be all that subtle, because his followers weren’t.
God, I can’t believe that fuckwit was still alive. I thought he croaked years ago.
Once when I was in Tulsa, I got a bad ear infection and went to the Oral Roberts hospital. While I was waiting for the doctor, a staff prayer guy came in and prayed for my ear to get better. And it did.
i want a granville oral…or do i ?
It’s a nice time of year to go someplace warm…
I’ll celebrate The Wicked Witch of Oral Sex by sucking on an ex-gay banana.
I was going to make a “can’t we swap out Roberts for Lieberman?” joke but decided it was in poor taste and also, I don’t want the Secret Service after me and it’s bad karma to wish people dead…even if they’re evil.
@20: Ear, but for the grace of god, goes Gillian Anderson?
I hope Jesus is prepared to receive Oral.
I can’t wait for the Lifetime movie about his life so I can switch the channel to HBO.
@7 – Holy shit, that’s true! The “Oral’s my middle name” jokes… so much good stuff there.
@26 – Ha ha ha.
I always referred to him as Blowjob Bob. That $8/mil. stunt really pissed me off, that was lame and sleazy. Still, for all his repulsiveness, he was never as offensive and mean-spirited as Jerry Falwell, and at least he didn’t crack my windshield.
(I was driving along the freeway, no one near me, no overpasses, when I heard about Falwell’s death on the radio. Suddenly, my windshield went CA-RACK! and there was a softball-sized hole in it, and a big crack radiating across. I figured Falwell hit me on his way to hell after he was spat out from heaven. I’m still pissed at the fat fuck for cracking my windshield. True story.)
@9- It was a great entre into jobs with the CPA in 2003. Plenty of conservative think tanks are full of ORU graduates.
i remember Stan Freberg at Bumbershoot mentioning Roberts’ “eight million dollar brush with death”.
Hopefully this will be the event that finally propels MC 900 FOOT JESUS back into the spotlight.
It must have been the news about DC legalizing gay marriage that finished old codger off.
He said that God would call him home. The gift of prophecy!
what do you call wo gay guys named bob?
I hear his sons Anal and Fisting give better parties.
Don’t worry, as long as Oral Roberts University is around, we’ll be able to make fun of the massively repressed homo-eroticism of it all.
Yaaayy!!!
I’m a very bad man.
Dude, his first name was Granville; Oral was his middle name.
Uh huh. Huh. Huh. Ah heh.
When he gets to hell – he will see the devil is gay and waiting for him.
Welcome Oral …
And some of these comment show low taste … but, then the devil fucking Mr. Roberts is not highbrow.
Does a degree from Oral Roberts U. help in ANY job interview?
Hee hee. Hee hee. Ah heeh heeh.
I like how the media doesn’t touch on his “Give me a million dollars or god will kill me stunt” from the 1980’s…..
Only the good die young.
@11: wasn’t that Pat Robertson? Or is it maybe a standard trick among those guys?
#12 FTW
Beat me to it, Cato.
So Oral was right?
@ 13 – Nope, it was Oral.
@ 5 – ORU has actually become a bit of a powerhouse in NCAA basketball.
Shame there can’t be anything as amusing as this (nsfw) for Oral.
@13: It was Moral Oral, all right. In 1987 he told his followers that god had told him that if he didn’t raise eight million dollars in the next three months, god was going to “call him home.” He got the eight million, too, proving that he didn’t have to be all that subtle, because his followers weren’t.
God, I can’t believe that fuckwit was still alive. I thought he croaked years ago.
Once when I was in Tulsa, I got a bad ear infection and went to the Oral Roberts hospital. While I was waiting for the doctor, a staff prayer guy came in and prayed for my ear to get better. And it did.
i want a granville oral…or do i ?
It’s a nice time of year to go someplace warm…
I’ll celebrate The Wicked Witch of Oral Sex by sucking on an ex-gay banana.
I was going to make a “can’t we swap out Roberts for Lieberman?” joke but decided it was in poor taste and also, I don’t want the Secret Service after me and it’s bad karma to wish people dead…even if they’re evil.
@20: Ear, but for the grace of god, goes Gillian Anderson?
I hope Jesus is prepared to receive Oral.
I can’t wait for the Lifetime movie about his life so I can switch the channel to HBO.
@7 – Holy shit, that’s true! The “Oral’s my middle name” jokes… so much good stuff there.
@26 – Ha ha ha.
@3: Carnac lives!
Hail Satan!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NCiTlMrMA…
I always referred to him as Blowjob Bob. That $8/mil. stunt really pissed me off, that was lame and sleazy. Still, for all his repulsiveness, he was never as offensive and mean-spirited as Jerry Falwell, and at least he didn’t crack my windshield.
(I was driving along the freeway, no one near me, no overpasses, when I heard about Falwell’s death on the radio. Suddenly, my windshield went CA-RACK! and there was a softball-sized hole in it, and a big crack radiating across. I figured Falwell hit me on his way to hell after he was spat out from heaven. I’m still pissed at the fat fuck for cracking my windshield. True story.)
@9- It was a great entre into jobs with the CPA in 2003. Plenty of conservative think tanks are full of ORU graduates.
i remember Stan Freberg at Bumbershoot mentioning Roberts’ “eight million dollar brush with death”.
Hopefully this will be the event that finally propels MC 900 FOOT JESUS back into the spotlight.
@33: AWESOME.
It’s a trick. Get an axe.