- Kathryn Rathke
Mary Martin
Socialist Worker
“From each according to his ability, to each according to his need.”
How she can win: Russian and Cuban forces invade the United States and viciously round up the inhabitants of Seattle.
Greatest weakness: A group of teens, led by a young Patrick Swayze, escape to the hills and launch a counterattack against the befuddled Cuban commander.
Medium weakness: America’s lack of class consciousness.
Spirit Animals: Fidel Castro.
Base supporters: Some guy named Joe.
Little-known fact: Best known for her role as Peter Pan, Martin is also the mother of actor Larry Hagman, who she gave birth to at the age of 18.
Vision for Seattle’s future: Havana
Biggest enemies:Indifference.
Key endorsements: Some guy named Joe.
Amount raised: $0.00 (money enslaves the proletariat to its capitalist masters).
Latest polling: 3 percent.