Addressing the topic of Occupy Seattle: “We should have a pajama party—I sleep in the raw.”
This image will now be seared on my brain for a good long while. And so it’s my duty to spread it around:
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Does this mean the person we all want to see sleeping in the raw more than anyone else is Grant Brissey?
Wait. “Smooth Cheeks”? I call him sweet lips.
OMG I saw the shit geyser! It was horrible!!
I need another poll to determine who in the office is known as Shit Geyser.
another Stranger circle jerk…. who gives a shit?
@4: CHS has the story. Turns out it wasn’t shit, it was fluid being blasted against the rocks 90 feet below by the …. wait for it ….TUNNEL boring machine.
Dan’s in New York, so it can’t be him.
Although no date for the quote is given, so maybe it is him…
It was fnarf
@5: FTW
@6 – Thanks, I saw that, but now apparently, Shit Geyser is in the office. Clearly, someone on staff must now be known as Shit Geyser.
@5 I think you mean “Who gives a shit geyser?”.
Whoever it was, they stole this bit from a Pee-Wee’s Playhouse episode where Pee-Wee had a sleepover and Cowboy Curtis (Laurence Fishburne) had a pickle of time figuring out what he was going to do since cowboys sleep in the buff.
I care not a whit who sleeps bare (not raw, please, unless you’re suffering from either road rash or carpet burns)—it’s really the only way unless you have to share a bedroom with children older than about two.
My opinion of you will suffer, however, if you wear a) full-on JCPenney pj’s; b) Fruit of the Looms; c) frilly whatnots.
Bonus points for buttplugs or chastity belts.
This poll is legally binding, right? The one we pick has to sleep “in the raw” henceforth, right? “In the raw” means “without skin”, right?
I voted for Keith Olbermann.
Okay, poll over–it was Goldy. I asked if I could take a pic of his “rawness” but he wouldn’t let me because he’s not a team player like that.
^^Ha! I KNEW it!! and Yes I Did cast my vote for Goldy because … well, I could tell you why, but then I’d hafta give you an atomic wedgie.
Damn, I went with team Brissey.
Is there only one correct answer? Why no “all of the above”?
@19, because that mental image would break my brain.