My favorite offering in the Whitefish, Montana Pilot is “Police Calls,” which this week features reports to local police of a four year old playing in an electric car (“The child was not driving very well and was approaching the highway”); a man who became “stressed out” and fired a 22-caliber rifle inside his house, with some shot hitting him in the face (“He told police he didn’t think he was trying to kill himself”); and this:

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There’s no word on what police in Whitefish, Montana did with this tip from another state.

Eli Sanders was The Stranger's associate editor. His book, "While the City Slept," was a finalist for the Washington State Book Award and the Dayton Literary Peace Prize. He once did this and once won...