Poll: How Many Times Am I Going to Slip and Fall Down Today?

1. Over/under is 3.

   I’m taking the over.

2. Seven

3. Lucky 7.

4. Omg… Well, will you split the winnings with me, #2? We win something if we get it, right?

5. I can’t answer this question until I know whether or not you’re wearing sensible shoes for this weather.

6. It will be adorable, no matter how many times you do it.

7. How many hills are you going to walk on today? Will there be grass next to the sidewalk you can tromp through instead? What shoes do you have on?

   And I’m betting three.

8. What if you do an awkward splits on the ice but don’t fall down all the way? I feel inclined to only count this as half of one fall, but the embarrassment factor is equal to or greater than actually falling completely. Thoughts?

   Also, I will be placing my bet on 4.

9. trick question: 0

   you will be crying in bed all day as usual.

10. A sawbuck on #9.

11. all of them!

12. 69, baby, 69.

13. You have a significantly less chance of falling if you don’t go outside. Also, if you don’t wear socks on hardwood floors.

14. …how many times will you get up ?

15. I’m going with 3 just because that’s how many times I fell the last time we had a winter worth discussing.

16. Six.

    But you’ll look cute doing so, most of the time.

17. One time, and it’s going to be a hard fall.

18. Depends on how early you start drinking.

19. Lara for the win.

20. I’d say twice before happy hour, 8 times after happy hour.

    I just won.

21. No, you didn’t say it wearing a bacon bra, so Lara still wins.

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